stas.

(Source: gurl, via lizziemcguireblog)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via sarcasmed)

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

(via idonthinkanyonecares)

"If they don’t like you who the fuck cares."

- (via kaktulu)

(Source: kitschybitchy, via sarcasmed)